ron artest says goodbye to michael jackson.

July 8, 2009

 

all choked up over michael...

all choked up over michael...

 

 

ron artest.

queens, new york native.  this past week he signed with the los angeles lakers.  before that, he was best known for running into the stands in detroit and beating the shit out of unruly fans.  however, it is my sincerest hope that henceforth mr. artest will be known for the following song me made in tribute to michael jackson:

if your skin didn’t crawl while watching that, you are reading the wrong blog.  los angeles… ENJOY YOUR NEWEST LAKER!


about to explode.

February 17, 2009
i guess you had to be there.

i guess you had to be there.

i have a few interesting stories from my trip to the bay area.

some i can share here, others i cannot.  in due time i’ll make with some details, but for right now i have a problem.  because of this weekend the following song is stuck in my head.  until i give it some play i will be repeating it ad nauseum until my face explodes.  yes, really.

bonus points if you can name the female vocalist singing on the hook…  it SO wasn’t who i thought it was.


R.I.P. big pun.

February 7, 2009
puerto rico... presente.

puerto rico... presente.

today is the 9th anniversary of big punisher’s death.

nobody is going to make any awful, cheeseball movies about his life because he wasn’t large like that (metaphorically speaking).  however, christopher rios is a legend and the greatest latino rapper in the history of hip-hop music.   plus he was puerto rican… and from the bronx.  today i dedicate one of my posts to his memory.  rest in peace, pun.

some of my favorites:

the beatnuts ft. big pun – off the books

big pun – beware

big pun ft. nas – boomerang remix


at least dave realizes he was a prick.

February 5, 2009
cigarettes will kill you.

cigarettes will kill you.

youtube goodness of the infamous sketch bill hicks did on letterman.  dave cut the segment way back when, and has obviously lived to regret it.  at least that’s what he told bill’s mom.  peace to hicks being wild funny even on an off day.  RIP.


leguizamo is a freak.

February 1, 2009
feliz navidad!  no, wait...

feliz navidad! no, wait...

special shout out to my homegirl saucy z on her birthday.  despite the fact that she has recently referred to me as “the brother my mother aborted…” i have decided to present her with a gift today.

no, not a gift i actually had to pay for.  c’mon… lets be real.

saucy z, my little chicago rican friend with the big personality (or personalities)… the gift i have for you is the gift of laughter.  as we all know, john leguizamo is the comedic buddha of the latino people.   his hbo special “freak” is our i-ching.  because i know zoe is down for a good laugh, here is youtube goodness of the entire hbo special.  enjoy!