Comments on: drunk driving exploits.

By: Karat

Karat — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:45:44 +0000

Glad you’re a fan. Unfortunately it was NOT Simon, but I do have some good gossip for you in that region as well.

By: Lady Valentin

Lady Valentin — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:57:42 +0000

I rolled the windows down because it was bout 40 degrees outside and the cold air would NOT let me sleep.

By: saucy z

saucy z — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:21:07 +0000

i am indeed a hilarious drunk hehehehe

By: jayare20k

jayare20k — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:20:03 +0000

saucy – i bet you’re a hilarious drunk. how was it that you attended 2 summer parties at my former place and left neither one trashed?

LV – why do people think that rolling the windows down will help? that has NEVER helped me… in fact it only made me all blinky and sleepier.

karat – it amuses me that you and saucy know each other now.
I’M A UNITER.
i’m a fan of this thing you’re doing with nicknames, kara. keep that alive.

former employee sketchiness? *please* say it was “simon.” PLEASE.

By: Karat

Karat — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:37:14 +0000

I don’t doubt for a second that saucy sprinted away, keys in hand.

I was at a frat party (ack, ick, I know) in L-town (middle of effing No-where, UT) and decided that I was not in the mood for ‘hands McFratboy’. I told my BFF that I was good to drive, keeping in mind that she’s half my size and drinks twice as much, and attempted to go home.

Frankly, I don’t remember the drive. What I do remember is my girl Drunky Wasterson calling me out for running a red light.

Never again will I drive post drinking. It’s stupid, it’s dangerous, and there’s no reason to do it.

J- remind me to hit you up about the most recent holiday party when you get here- uber sketchiness brought to you by a former employee.

By: Lady Valentin

Lady Valentin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:22:48 +0000

Now I really dont have too many drunk driving stores being that I am currently taking care of my father who is disabled because he decided to drink and drive and damn near killed himself. That being sad- Ive had a damn good reason not to do so….however there are a few times I THOUGHT I was ok to drive only to discover I wasnt. Usually I just pull over and eat somethin or a few times, take a nap til Im fine.

However- I have drivin while not really sober

One such time was after a club while I was I was still in NY. A group of friends and I had driven out to Manhatten from Long Island *read as I got suckered to drive so long as the guys paid for everything that night and someone else drove home* I drank a few drinks at the club and somehow got suckered intoa few shots *mind you im a lightweight. 2-3 drinks and Im good for the entire night* We are leaving the club and the person who had said they would drive back is beyond drunk. *Read as we were carrying him out* No one else wants to drive as they all say-Im too messed up. SOOooo- I thought I was the most sober of them all and I could drive- no problem. WRONG

Driving home wasn’t so bad because theres always someone talking….NOT THIS NIGHT. No, everyone passes out and leaves me to drive us all home safely. So what happens next…. My still tipsy self gets sleepy…. VERY DAMN SLEEPY. Not so cool going 85 on the LIE. Yeah. I woke up right before i slammed into the center divider and almost pissed/shitted on myself. Very scary moment. Drove home damn near on top of the steering wheel, radio blasting and all windows down the rest of the trip.

By: saucy z

saucy z — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:45:45 +0000

dude i have too many (so sad I know) but one of the times I drove home and when i come out i see my car parked diagonally. mind you the spots were straight. so i call my friend up and im like “dang girl you can’t park!!!” she’s like z, you drove yourself. you insisted u were fine and ran away from us with your keys…..