consumption addict

oh hell no.

i assume that most everyone has seen or heard about shaq’s now infamous rap dedicated to kobe bryant.  if not, i invite you to watch this vid.  it goes without saying that this is not safe for work:

that’s just awful…

man on man annilingus?  thats a no-no.  kobe, i sincerely hope that you have no idea what any dude’s ass tastes like, much less shaq’s.   in the pantheon of creepy comments made by athletes, this one has got to be way up there.   not quite #1, though… here are my top 5.  feel free to add on any others you think should have made the cut:

5) “Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing.” — john rocker

4) “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.” — mike tyson

3) “I love ‘em, I don’t leave ‘em… I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed ‘em.  kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” — shaquille o’neal

2) “One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.” — mike tyson

1) “Wanna see my patriot missile?“  — zeke mowat (after whipping his junk out in front of a female reporter)