a brand new sex fetish.

everybody wants some.

it’s been years since anyone has come up with a clever/innovative sexual maneuver.   insulin shock sex?  yes it’s a classic, but one that’s been around since the days of claus von bulow.  the dirty sanchez?  please, that shit is mad old and more than a little bit unpleasant.  the superman?   it’s right sleazy enough, but soulja boy doesn’t deserve any credit for inventing something.  besides, at the moment that little guy is having enough problems dealing with ice-t.

think about it… its 2008 and no new ground is being broken in terms of sexual fetishes or techniques.  that is until last night, when i (and to a lesser extent – my sketchy collaborator kate) conceptualized a new and exciting procedure:

dipping a girl head to toe in seasoned batter, and then penetrating her from behind over a boiling hot fry-o-lator.   we call it “the hot dog on a stick.“

*waits for applause*

-cough-

…

*still waiting*

anyhow, here is a link that showcases the grain of thought which led to this brilliant, but as-yet-unappreciated breakthrough.  don’t like it?  fuck you, we thought it was fantastic.  it’s high time someone came up with something interesting.  i challenge you – dear reader – to come up with something as demented and/or clever.  submit your brain child below.