consumption addict

so much awesome.

with all these crescent-fresh things to be amused by on the internet, it amazes me that so many people spend their time captioning wacky/grammatically incorrect phrases on to pictures of their cats. luckily, there are ricans with messiah complexes on the scene with a plan to save you all from your humdrum online existence.  the links… you know you wanna click ‘em.

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– I’M PRESIDENT CHARLEY!

– this is pretty much the greatest graffitti animation ever.

– bullies are typically quite pussy when you test them.

– my superheroes have always been dead presidents.

– with this gadget in my bedroom i would never stop watching porn and/or abusing my junk. ever.

– and on the topic of abusing one’s junk… a stern warning.

– moo-tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

– social networking sites have become oh so creepy.

– BIG BUCKS, BIG BUCKS! NO WHAMMIES… AAAAANNNND… STOP!

– white people. they need better hobbies.

– uncle phil is not amused by your shenanigans.

– “it’s a robot… and it cleans my business. my lady-business.”

– kissing = monkey spit.

– because there is always room for the classics: gonads & strife.

– because its not enough that muxtape.com is dope… there must be a muxtape stumbler.

– add five parts of “holy shit, OWWW!!!!!“