eli has a mixtape.

really? but i mean… really?

no, this is not a joke.

ok, maybe it IS a joke. a fucking funny one at that. surely, you must remember that defining moment in hip-hop history known as the envy vs. eli freestyle battle. if you don’t, i invite you to revisit that goodness as it was re-lived on my own site.

well… just when you thought that retards rapping couldn’t get any funnier, here comes the mixtape.

yes, really:

Artist : Eli Porter
Album : The Elicist
Source : CD
Year : 2008
Genre : Hip-Hop
Codec : LAME 3.96
Bitrate : VBR ~128K/s 44100Hz Joint Stereo
Total Time : 28:23
Total Size : 22.0 MB
Release Notes : Shouts to everyone that made this possible: Xoxnxex Films (original classic video), creematthew (intro), heli0s2003 (numerous songs), Artikal + Jointman (Jungle Remix), gwalker282 (Over 9000), Triple B (Eli Responds), WashingtonBeUpInThis (Spits Fire, Possessed), charlychampyon (So Hood), DJ TEKNIK (See I'm the Best) & Jimdino (I Keep It For Real). Shouts to Nappa, Vegeta, J-Dub (hi hater!), and Weezy for hopping on the tape. Envy appears on a couple songs, but is uncredited due to the tension between him and Eli. Shouts to Eli for keeping it real. Last but not least, thanks to the cats over at So Hardcore (fwhatyouheard.wordpress.com) for leaking this for y'all. “The Big Upset” hitting stores July '08. Cop that.
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01. IMMA HAVE TO GIVE IT TO MAH BOI (Intro) (ft. J-Dub) (0:20)
02. The Infamous Iron Mic Freestyle (1:36)
03. Deed It (1:22)
04. Best Man (1:07)
05. Cat On The Grill (1:11)
06. Funk Mix (2:09)
07. Soul Mix (1:15)
08. Dirty Mix (1:07)
09. Jungle Mix (1:22)
10. Over 9000 (ft. Nappa & Vegeta) (0:56)
11. Eli Responds To Controversy (Marv-O, J-Dub & A-14 Diss) (2:49)
12. Eli Spits Fire (Freestyle) (2:12)
13. Da Best Mayne (So Hood Remix) (1:04)
14. See I'm The Best (2:38)
15. I Keep It For Real (ft. Lil' Wayne) (4:28)
16. Eli Is Possessed (The Elicist) (1:42)
17. Still The Best (Outro) (1:05)

if you are so inclined to give that hot mess a listen, do so here.  i’ve decided that if for some reason i abandon my current career in order to pursue a lifelong secret dream of being a rapper, i will absolutely cover one of these songs.  write it down – carve it in stone.  this is a mortal lock.

remember: eli’s the best, mayne. he DEEEEEEED IT!