the creepiest midget on the internet.

holy hell!

this sketchy cross-dressing midget will surely pollute my subconscious for years to come.  i don’t know whether or not i should thank ectoplasmosis for bringing the antics of “la pequeña” to my attention, or curse them.  although… i must admit that a part of me wants to foster an unholy union between this shim and the legendary weng-weng.  consider me the josef mengele of little people.

jesus.  i’m comparing myself to mengele now.  i must be stopped.

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8 Responses to “the creepiest midget on the internet.”

  1. Lady Valentin Says:
    May 1, 2008 at 7:06 pm | Reply

    ummm.

    must go wash my eyes. with bleach. it will burn less than watching that video again.

  2. Huck Says:
    May 2, 2008 at 12:25 am | Reply

    I’m with trafiic stoppa. This shit was horrid.

  3. jayare20k Says:
    May 2, 2008 at 12:49 am | Reply

    traffic stoppa?

    hilarity. i might have to see about making that name stick.
    sorry about that video, but it fit with the oddball midget motif on my site…

  4. saucy z Says:
    May 2, 2008 at 1:47 am | Reply

    oh. my. lord.

  5. Lady Valentin Says:
    May 2, 2008 at 8:19 am | Reply

    jay- sorry to keep you out the loop. Huck refers to me as traffic stoppa now cuz of a funny lil ego booster incident i had this morning. and then i had to mention it in my away message… sooooo yeah.

    and that was just WRONG…lol im at work – no joke- with the most horrified face as I watch it. I forced co-workers to watch it with me. im going to have nightmares about the shim midget crawling on all fours trying to get me…. thanks.

  6. Huck Says:
    May 3, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Reply

    Am I the only one who is reminded of Oscar DLH?

  7. Karat Says:
    May 3, 2008 at 11:14 pm | Reply

    I swear to god- I will dig up the email I sent you of this guy/gal’s bw photo where you replied ‘Tranny midgets aren’t my thing’

    AND NOW YOU HAVE A BLOG DEDICATED TO IT!!! Ack! WTF?

    Also- July……game on a-hole, glad you’re stealing our guest room at Shan’s.

  8. jayare20k Says:
    May 4, 2008 at 6:42 am | Reply

    oh shit.

    i KNEW i had seen this clip before, but i couldn’t remember where. you’d have thought it would have made a deeper impression, sketchy as it is.

    as far as the guest room at hotel 5461… i’m PAYING for that honor. as restitution for oh so many hours providing you with entertainment, may i suggest that you lend me your car for the month of july? i promise nothing will happen to it…

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