thats what she said.

doesn’t steve carrell seem like a retarded gordon gekko?

my ongoing effort to create blog posts without actually writing anything continues. evidence of my efforts to be lazy? LINK POSTS.

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– there really is everything on the internet.

– soulja boyz II men? really?

– the bitch set me up.

– i seriously want to buy this, but i’m afraid it might make a bad impression on female guests.

– thats what SHE said.

– racism.  it’s always unacceptable.

– you couldn’t afford me.

– oh, if i only had access to this site back when i had a corporate job…

– to hell with rickrolling, shea stadium has a body count.

– determined bionic hitchhikers with swords trying to find time and space.

– think twice before forwarding me that fucking email.

– some good advice.

– how to wage jihad on your friends using only post-it notes.

– strange goings on at the baldwin hills mall.

– so THATS how it happens…

– how did the homie get all those nails in there…?