eli is here to save rap music.
i’m the best, mayne… i deeed it.
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i don’t even know where to begin. just watch this video, and when you’re finished picking yourself up off the floor from laughing, come back and discuss:
its as if someone decided to recruit aspiring rappers from that creepy hallway in public high schools where they keep the autistic kids.
if i were dave chappelle, i would come out of retirement just to make fun of this video. that shit was funnier than the last 5 seasons of saturday night live combined. seriously… what the fuck was going on with homeboy’s FACE? eli the rapper is officially the least comfortable person in front of the camera in the entire world. dude’s eyes STAYED bugging out. and whats up with his fucking HANDS?!?! he looks like he has short/crooked dinosaur arms.
all this is to say nothing of the rapping abilities. yes, eli… you – are – the best, mayne. that line about rosie o’donnell at bisexual bridal showers? the stuff of legend. and what the hell is going on with the judges? tooooo much man on man touching right there. plus, their positive reviews were surreal. i could go on for days about this one. peace to the good folks at boredizm.com for pulling this video out from obscurity.
for good measure:
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Aren’t you a teacher? Stop making fun of retards.
“I said freakin’…”
Muchas gcriaas, hermano. A ver si nos vemos muy pronto y te la canto en una de esas noches de descontrol y fuego perdido o de tertulia tranquila al sol de un café.
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i can make fun of whoever the hell i want.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!LMAO. I was laughin my ass off when my boy put this on the space that is mine.
why…just why…why put this online? i mean great for us so we can laugh but did they not realize how stupid they all look?
i mean eli- welll….. i dont want to laugh…i dont…but SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT are you serious??????????? LOL
and im sorry- but ummm wtf was up with the dude huggin the middle judge from jump? theres no way you can throw in a “no homo” into that…
nope. just no reason to wrap your arms around another man while standing BEHIND him. *unless you are doing a choke hold*
EVIL!
Joe showed me that at work on Friday- I had to excuse myself because I was laughing so hard. Fantastic- absolutely fantastic.
damn, so basically you’re all saying that i’m mad late?
and another thing… whats up with the heart shaped picture-in-picture? what kinda homo in the butt public access shows are they doing over there?
jason thats not nice to make fun of him. he’s special. but the man on man love throughout the vid is mad suspect. homosexuality, autism, and hip-hop. it must be 2008. Crank That Eli!!!
waaaaaiiit a minute.
KC… you mean like kandi cole the emcee?!?
sup homie? i missed your comments on here.
as far as the video goes? listen… yeah, hes special but regardless of whether or not someone’s iq is in the double digits, that shit should not be done.
“homosexuality, autism, and hip-hop. it must be 2008. Crank That Eli!!!” HAHHAHAHAHA
And ya- you’re a little late, but you delivered in spectacular fashion.
haha i had to stop watching because somehow it felt cruel.
OMG I am lonivg reading this! How are you doing it’s Kate! Tell me about the princess is she nice, does she like me? What’s the best part!!!!
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