typically, brazilian booty is THIS wide…
this post is in response to the comment lady v left on the junot diaz thread…
now, it seems small minded to presume that any one ethnicity is predisposed to have a particular physical quality. is it racist? sure… but sometimes these presumptions ring true. a prime example: when it comes to having way too much booty in the pants, brazilian women take the crown. they just DO.
evidence to support this claim has been posted below. i submit for your review the following youtube video of one andressa soares. i’m sure that in brazil she is famous for some reason or another. nobody cares. homegirl’s thighs and ass are the stuff of legend. also: prepare to laugh around one minute into this video as you see who is observing her…
booty like this is the reason why poets write sonnets.
just… wow. i’m even prepared to look past the fact she rocks clear stripper heels to the gym.
it’s not TOOO much to handle, but it’s just enough rump for you to stand and take notice. and applaud. and flick your bic lighter. more pics of miss soares in a playboy spread (very not safe for work) can be found at this link. if this were night court, and i were john laroquette, right about now would be the part of the show where i’d rest my case. care to dispute andressa’s superiority? post up details on some contenders below.
as if they stood a chance.
April 10, 2008 at 2:54 am |
Brazilian women are some talented bitches.
April 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm |
wow. damn. all the brazilians i knew back home were not built like that. they must’ve gotten kicked out of the country or something…..
April 10, 2008 at 6:21 pm |
I must concur with Huck. LOL
and saucy too- I know a few brazilian women- they were working with too much either
BUT!!!! I wanna throw SOMAYA REESE out for your review…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7UkxPzGaFU
i heard she got RICAN blood.
May 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm |
Anyone know how I could get a copy of her playboy?
May 13, 2008 at 7:21 pm |
it’s not TOOO much to handle
I STRONGLY BEG TO DIFFER
June 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm |
hi i just want to say i didn’t know who she was, i was on this website calling HI5 about friends ,so i start talking whit someone they have her pictures i dont really thing was her she’s kind off famous i really dont thing she got time to be on the computer looking for friends somebody was using her pictures, so i see her videos and the magazine shes more like a brasilian playmate but to be honest she’s the most BEAUTIFUL GIRL then i never seen on my life hopefully some day i can meet her on person if she cum to u.s.a or if i go to brasil.
September 16, 2008 at 10:07 pm |
very funny post as she clearly has no talent. but damn if she isn’t jaw-droppingly gorgeous. near-perfect in my opinion. and yes, the “reveal” a minute in is funny as hell.
January 10, 2009 at 12:00 pm |
i wanna fuck you bb andressa i love you bb