preferred nomenclature.

consumption addict links.

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— sage advice from junot diaz on “how to date a brown girl (black girl, white girl, or halfie)”…

— sure, HER ass doesn’t crash through the copier…

— finally – someone with a firm grasp on the concept of irony (ok alanis?).

— inner city boxing: its not just for “cutty” and the baltimore west side corner boys anymore.

— yours truly, the guy that gave you the fridge.

— fuck your DVR!

— the link between kennedy and lincoln? marilyn monroe.

— you’re gonna laugh. really. you are.

— garfield minus garfield is both creepy and terribly, terribly sad.

— i heart televised police chases (bonus coverage of police cruiser bashing suspect as he tries to evade on foot).

— burning bushes speaking to you? voices booming from the sky writing and on tablets? yeah, moses was high.

— etch-a-sketch museum. earthquake country. what could go wrong?

— i don’t typically like “writing ideas” that i find online, but i actually enjoyed many suggestions i found on this page.

— yeah, i slow down freeway traffic to check out the shit that has spilled on the road, too.

— rubick’s cubes CAN be a little frustrating.

— i defy you to look at will ferrell for more than 20 consecutive seconds and not laugh.

— how not to get your ass kicked by police.

— dude, “chinamen” is not the preferred nomenclature.