kate austen is a MILF.
the last two weeks of LOST have been ridiculously good. there have been so many interesting twists and revelations lately… now i’m forced to make a post discussing a few them. EPISODE 4 SPOILERS ARE BELOW. those of you who watch the show, please weigh in on the following issues:
- HOLY HELL, has kate kidnapped and/or adopted aaron? does this mean that claire will eventually join charlie in the grave? good, she kinda sucks anyway.
- peace to my boy locke finally demonstrating he has some balls again. that move with the hand grenade earned a prolonged ovation from me. it’s a good thing, too… i was beginning to think the homeboy had become soft.
- how the hell did kate beat that case? what kinda weak sauce prosecutor lets a suspect walk away with 10 years parole on a first degree murder charge just because one witness can’t testify? even the stuttering lawyer from “my cousin vinny” could’ve done a better job.
- when the freighter fired off a rocket to the island, why did daniel faraday receive it a full 31 minutes later? are we really introducing time travel into the mess that is LOST’s plot?
- why do people believe me when i try to convince them that the guy who plays farady on LOST is the kid who played “elliot” in E.T. all grown up? he’s not… OBVIOUSLY. don’t you people know better than to believe me by now?
- is it that i like stank looking chicks all of a sudden, or does evangeline lily seem sexier all sweaty and without makeup than she does scrubbed and polished in the real world? “mommy kate” might not even get a second look from me standing on line in the super market.
- the guy who plays ben is one of the best bad guys ever on television. even i want to take a turn punching ben in the face a few times. come to think of it, there aren’t too many characters on the show who HAVEN’T punched him in the face already…
- what’s up with the asian guy from the freighter? what the hell does he know about ben? who sent those guys, and why does “bruce lee” (sawyer, you kill me) need exactly $3.2 million?
- does jack ever find out that aaron is his nephew? shouldn’t he be the one watching over that bambino, seeing as he’s the next of kin?
- sayid’s golf stroke is terrible, but he is a fantastic shot with a bullet to a bitch’s chest. what could have motivated the only semi-competent member of the iraqi national guard to work as an assassin for benjamin linus?
discuss, my fellow LOST nerds. i anticipate your speculation.
I agree Kate is much more MILF on the island than off.
Bruce Lee must have some specific need for the $$$$ and I am so interested to know what it is.
Benry is an AWESOME bad guy. His freaky bug eyes scare the crap out of me everytime he gives someone the stare down.
John Locke is out of control. Grenade???? I am curious on what will happen with that. And where did he get the grenade?
What was the deal with Faraday trying to guess the playing cards?
Ps. Dharma wine in a box. Hilarious!
oh my god – the dharma wine in a box was great. i bet if there truly was a dharma products section in the grocery store, that junk would sell like hotcakes. who wouldn’t want dharma snack cakes? or dharma dishwashing liquid? or dharma foot powder?
i forgot about faraday and the playing cards. he wasn’t particularly good at it either. just what this show needed: more unanswered questions.
Gee thanks for giving me claire and then saying she sucks. you ARE an asshole. hm.
you should’ve seen michael emersen in “The Practice”. I couldn’t sleep the night he was on that friggin show.
I actually believed that Faraday was Elliott…thanks.
mks – c’mon man. you’ve known me for 12 years. whenever i say something that outlandish, you should give it as much credence as you would an off the wall story delivered by showtime.
saucy – FINE. you get to be kate, then. jesus, i can’t please anybody these days.
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