nurse with the voodoo curse.

there was no way i was going to watch a lame duck functioning retard president deliver the state of the union speech tonight. instead, i trolled youtube looking for entertaining music videos. the most amazing thing about these clips is the oddball stream of consciousness that led me to watch tito puente, kool g rap, and hall & oates over the course of the past hour.

quantum leaps, to say the least.

tito puente – quimbara (live) ft celia cruz y poncho sanchez
you are now 36% more latino for having watched this video.


laura veirs – phantom mountain
stop action savage chickens make the illest music videos.

squarepusher – my red hot car
drum n bass + homeless people behaving ridiculously = a good video

unkle ft. kool g rap – guns blazing
why post a video whose song doesn’t get started until 1:30 in, and whose verse gets truncated by the director? because its just that hot.

luscious jackson – naked eye
i’ve always dug this song, but i could swear one of these ladies was really a man.

the flaming lips – one more robot/sympathy 3000
the music video (for bjork’s “all is full of love”) doesn’t match the song, but i think this arrangement works better.

justice – d.a.n.c.e.
why would anyone wear a shirt without words or a wacky picture on it?

camp lo – lucini
this song is from the 90s, but they’re dressed like the 70s, and i’m watching it in 2008. i’m so confused.

dr. octagon – blue flowers
nurse with the voodoo curse? your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

hall and oates – one on one
posting videos like this only confirms that i’ve stopped caring about appearing to be cool. fuckit, this song has always been dope.