flat chested, no ass spic-o-rella.

sorry p, i had to bite.
big ups to urban rhetoric (aka pemora) for posting this entry on her blog, and reminding me how hilarious the HBO special titled “mambo mouth” really was. a lot of people hate on john leguizamo because he comes off as incredibly gay during his shows. well – i mean he IS dressed in drag a lot. regardless, its about to be 2008 – time to get over that shit and just laugh when something is terribly funny.
these clips are definitely that. apologies for the suspect video quality and the lack of continuity with these clips. sadly, i couldn’t find the show in its entirety online. still, i think this compilation does the job. peace to john leguizamo for the jokes… the next time you do a show in south florida i will definitely be in the house (again).

as funny as i find leguizamo i gotta say at the same time i find him repulsive. it’s the weirdest feeling…
saucy: have you not seen leguizamo in the hennessy ad? sexy. seriously. i didn’t think it was possible, but hennessy made that man look fine.
fyi:
hennessy has helped many of us men appear fine to the womenfolk. and vice-versa.
i haven’t seen the ad but i gotta admit alcohol always helps out the uglies.
hahaha thanks pemora!