captain america is puerto rican.
December 6, 2007
la tierra de borinquen, donde he nacido yo
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ok, i know i’m mad late to this story but…
i had NO IDEA that captain america was puerto rican. (link)
is he pro-statehood? does he enjoy alcapurias and lechon? is that daddy yankee blasting out of the speakers of the captain america mobile? will he be fighting captain morgan for his barrels of rum? does this mean that captain america doesn’t approve of paying federal taxes?
bust out how as soon as they put a PR flag on his chest, suddenly captain america has a fucking GUN in his hands. what kind of hidden racism is THIS?
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FUCK YA!
hilarious. where is his dominican sidekick?
See, it wouldve have been a bit more racist had they put a damn knife in his hand. THAT wouldve made him uber rican. LOL
and true pemora- where is the dominican side kick?????
how would this motherfucker look holding a giant shield in one hand and a straight razor in another? jumping out on enemies talking about “me voy a cortar, degraciado!”
pemora is fronting like she isn’t desperately vying for the role of the “tiny dominican avenger.” you know – the one that knocks enemies out with platano breath. sadly, she’d only get half a costume – but knowing her that one half would be well accessorized.
OMG! AHAHAHA
platano breath…. come across many of those jay?
you have me cracking up with the ‘platano breath’ line too….
forget a knife in his hand. How about a motherfrakkin’ machete
forget a knife in his hand. How about a motherfrakkin' machete;…