naughty girls need love too.

mission

love, and a makeover.

******

fuck your work productivity.
enjoy fifteen more links…

1. N, motherfucker….NNNNN! (link)
2. somehow rap lyrics lose their charm when expressed using graphs. (link)

erwd

3. maybe you’ll get it if you’re “a jewish.” (link)
4. and all this time i’ve just been throwing these out… (link)
5. piñatas promote violence toward flamboyant animals. (link)
6. where the party at? (link)
7. jesus just returned your christmas gifts. (link)
8. behold – reason # 349845 why all bowling should be done using the wii. (link)
9. i like to stare at things when i’m high. (link)
10. your art supplies are revolting. (link)
11. say what again! i dare you. i double dare you, motherfucker. (link)

rtyu

12. i secretly have always wanted to take up knitting… (link)
13. i knew quitting smoking was a good idea once i saw that goofy was in my corner. (link)
14. naughty girls need love too. just not from me. (link)
15. i see you, los angeles. (link)

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5 Responses to “naughty girls need love too.”

  1. Lady Valentin Says:
    December 6, 2007 at 4:20 am | Reply

    HAHHAHA the rap lyrics in chart form…OMG….

    I love blogs like these….and I wasnt even at work today- home sick and this made me feel better….GOOD LOOKING OUT J.

    *ps- I know you got yourself a penpal- who are you kidding????*

  2. jayare20k Says:
    December 6, 2007 at 4:33 am | Reply

    naw, man… the only penpals i have communicate through this site. and they’re not even in jail… YET (some of you *are* puerto rican after all).

    sorry to hear you’re sick. clean that up, pimpin’.

  3. Lady Valentin Says:
    December 6, 2007 at 11:19 pm | Reply

    YET being the keyword.. LOL ive come very close- VERY close… but my quick thinkin, my witty humor and well having boobs and an ass has kept me out of jail

    NO J NO. I have not DONE anything to stay out… fucker.. i already know what you would say…

    Back at work slavin again…

  4. Huck Says:
    December 18, 2007 at 2:24 pm | Reply

    Meet an inmate? I do need a new goon squad. And it would be nice to have a squad full of hot, criminally minded(no KRS-One) broads doing you bidding. Unfortunately, the ratio of hot to ugly broads in prison currently stands at 1:213,123,572,245. Rough estimate, of course. Curse you “Black Mama, White Mama” and “Prison Heat.”

  5. jayare20k Says:
    December 18, 2007 at 7:18 pm | Reply

    yeah, prison sluts are never as hot as you’d want them to be. still, there are few other circumstances in life that seem hotter than conjugal visit. desperation / rage fueled violent sex? the porno writes itself (porn being notorious for its complex plot devices).

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