ol’ titty butt.

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may i ass you a question?

 

having lived in los angeles, i feel like i have become a connoisseur of sorts when it comes to women rocking plastic body parts.

look, if your self-esteem is such that you feel the need to monkey with your manufacturer’s body parts – do you. i can certainly understand what its like to dislike aspects of your own appearance. but if you do make the drastic move to fuck with your body surgically, then you can’t bitch too much if the procedure goes awry.

that is, unless you’re THIS chick (click the link, dummy).

see, if some shit like this happened to me, i absolutely would never tell anyone about it. i certainly wouldn’t alert the fucking MEDIA. not only does this lady have tits where here ass should be, but now everyone she knows has seen em.  i can’t even imagine the off-brand nicknames people at her job must have for her.  “where’s my TPS report, ol’ titty butt?”

and so fourth.

good thing she’s in tennessee, because if she rode the subway in nyc motherfuckers would have a field day groping that during rush hour.

not that i know anything about that sort of behavior…

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7 Responses to “ol’ titty butt.”

  1. saucy z Says:
    December 3, 2007 at 6:32 pm | Reply

    wow. see this is why i don’t fuck with plastic surgery despite many temptations to do so. shit. that is fucked up.

  2. Lady Valentin Says:
    December 3, 2007 at 7:02 pm | Reply

    AHHAHAHAHAh *snort* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA
    what a freakin idiot.

    AWWWW Man…. that is absolutely hilarious.

    If you want bigger boobs- get a good bra. If you want a better looking ass- they have panties made to look like you do. Not that I need either… luckily I was blessed with enough from my mom…. as you have so made a subtle comment on the space that is mine jay…. dont think I forgot.

  3. jayare20k Says:
    December 3, 2007 at 8:18 pm | Reply

    now now…i simply said that you look like you could be a porn star.

  4. Lady Valentin Says:
    December 4, 2007 at 12:24 am | Reply

    NO- you said your boy said- whos that porn star looking chic. And what about the comment on my pic with my tat on my lower back???? hmmm explain that one oh witty jay.

  5. jayare20k Says:
    December 4, 2007 at 6:31 am | Reply

    homeboy’s spot has now been blown up. oh well.

  6. Lady Valentin Says:
    December 4, 2007 at 11:11 pm | Reply

    heehee . i win..although is this really a win? damn you.

  7. Karat Says:
    December 5, 2007 at 1:07 am | Reply

    Why do you post this stuff? My soul. Owie. Ouch. Ow.

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