bad boys 2.
we ride together, we die together?
since i’m so tired of retelling the story of my life the past few weeks, i’ve decided to recount the tale (for posterity’s sake) on this site. you may be wondering why i’ve posted my writing using an image as opposed to the usual text-based narrative.
why? google, my friends.
i’ll be damned if any current or future employers discover my ramblings through the clever application of search engine technology. however, recounting my recent experiences is a must. this jpeg chicanery is the best way to satisfy my pressing need for online secrecy as well as bochinche.
don’t mind that this message is addressed to my old room mate… this particular update can be enjoyed by one and all.
maybe.
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what the eff….? can’t you ever have some normal white-bread ish happen to you?
in all seriousness, keep me posted on your dad. the weird ish is — thank goodness you arrived in fl when you did.
um…are you new?
p, i’m puerto rican… drama is what we specialize in.
no news is good news with my dad. he’s feeling fine right now – dude is just miserable because he has to stay all day at home with my abuela for 4-6 weeks until he gets clearance to return to work. hayzoos as my witness, he’s gonna end up strangling her to death before it’s all said and done.
LMAO @ lone undigested peanut m&m. woooow.
Ok seriously now that Ive gotten that laugh out- sorry to hear about your pops- and it is a good thing that you arrived when you did. Somethings happen just the way they are suppose to happen. Hope he recovers fully WITHOUT strangling your abuela to death.
I will have to agree with you= as puerto ricans, we SPECIALIZE in drama. Without it, I feel we would cease to exist. But dude, SERIOUSLY you might want to try to do the white folk thing and just kick back and NOT get into any more sheningans for at least a week. Then again- if you did, what would you put up in this blog??? Hmmmm ok stay true to yourself and keep it up.
and Im drinking a big o cup of haterade on your 3 weeks off. gulp gulp biatch.
well i think even if ricans TRIED to avoid drama we’d run into it…trust me…i turned into a hermit ones and some bitches found me on the mi espacio!!!
but back to you…that’s crazy hon!! Good to hear he’s ok and I’ll talk to hayzoos for you if you want ok? He and I have a pretty good relationship.
haha
TTYS!
Z – me and hayzoos are barely on “whatsup nod” terms these days, but i appreciate your thoughts and efforts my saucy companion. by the way – i hope i didn’t leave a lingering funk in the bedroom you shall now be inhabiting. trust that the odor you encounter is strictly that of sazon and depraved sex.
in all seriousness, i actually do feel like the universe planned for me to be in the sunshine state in the nick of time to hold la familia down in that moment. right about now my atheism is seeming downright short sighted. i’m sure i’ll shake that feeling off soon enough.
candice – i wish i could take credit for the m&m line, but mom dukes owns the rights to that piece of hilarity. best believe she expects a residual check. as for my shenanigans – well…even if i tried i’m sure i could not avoid a life of drama. its about time i accept the fact that life is going to do with me whatever it wishes, and that i’m merely along for the ride.
thanks to you all for the kind words.
You are a bushel of suprises and fantastic stories. Glad your Papi is doing better. Isn’t life interesting?? Miss ya tons.
hahahahahaha sazon and depraved sex? nice one jay. you’re nuts.
Shan gets 14 paragraph long emails. I get an email deferring me to your blog.
I am glad to hear that you were there for your dad. Thank the whathaveyous that be.
um…shannon is COOLER than you.
live with it. actually, i promised to contact her once i touched down in miami. for the reasons stated in the email i forgot… the long email is my way of making good. sooooo…stop sipping the haterade, K-T. and thanks for the kind word, whathaveyous.
*sniffle
aww.
well, if it makes you feel any better… today i whipped my cousin’s ass at wii boxing using tracen’s character.
As a matter of fact, it does make me feel better.