for all of you who have expressed interest in the fleshlight (and judging by the number of hits that particular phrase drives to my website – there are a LOT of you), i submit the following photo.
first off, let it be known that i do not approve or condone the image posted below. however, if your budget is such that forking over dough for a plastic vagina to hump is not a prudent financial decision i implore you to consider this. think of it as arts & crafts for the sexually frustrated.
November 25, 2007 at 7:07 am |
ahhh, finally I don’t have to hide that mysterious credit card charge
November 25, 2007 at 8:06 pm |
also: consider the fact that you’ll be spared the condescending look from your mailman delivering the nondescript package to your door.