arts and crafts for the sexually frustrated.

for all of you who have expressed interest in the fleshlight (and judging by the number of hits that particular phrase drives to my website – there are a LOT of you), i submit the following photo.

first off, let it be known that i do not approve or condone the image posted below. however, if your budget is such that forking over dough for a plastic vagina to hump is not a prudent financial decision i implore you to consider this. think of it as arts & crafts for the sexually frustrated.