a new edition.

yes yes… i haven’t made a post in a minute.

why?

mind your own business, jerk. actually, the reason for my absence will be broken out shortly. i’ll also have the answer to such burning questions as “what did i go as on halloween?” trust – there are about 5 posts all lined up and ready to go. in the timeless words of new edition: cool it now. oooh, watch out.

in the meantime, laugh it up.

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mitch hedberg – damned gravity

jeff ross – how do you roast charcoal?

patton oswalt – fill your hoo-hah with goof juice

sam kinison – waiting for the school bell to ring

dave chappelle – the first missing black person in america