screw you into slavery.

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penis power. fear it.

this is the funniest man-hating diatribe i’ve heard in a while. not safe for work, though… that is unless you enjoy talk of vagina pleasuring being broadcast in your place of business. by the time this lady gets to talking about feeling slighted at being brought to long john silvers only to be denied that $2.99 plate of shrimp (3:30 in) i guarantee you’ll be hooked.

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6 Responses to “screw you into slavery.”

  1. Karat Says:
    October 25, 2007 at 4:06 am

    ‘Or maybe get a mirror or sumptin’……and then they start talkin.’

    Awesome. Simply superb.

  2. saucy z Says:
    October 25, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    this video is one of the main reasons this blog should not be given up…..seriously.

  3. Heather Says:
    October 31, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    The firey penis will make a woman think that it’s love hu? I believe that’s what we refer to in the City as a great Fuck Buddy. Sometimes you just need a good lay (not that I’m knocking those sex toys- why would a woman need those anyway).

    Thank you for feeding my obsession with penis’ by the way…

  4. Dances like... Says:
    October 31, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    Ummm Can you please not quit? I need something to read at work.

  5. saucy z Says:
    November 1, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    i agree with Dances like…
    Seriously dude.

  6. Lady Valentin Says:
    December 6, 2007 at 4:39 am

    omg… since i could safely listen to this whole thing at home since not at work- *tears in my eyes*

    but Heather I must agree….

    and ladies we all know of at least one penis that has that FIRE…LOL

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