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petri dishing.

September 28, 2007

rabies

enjoy some nerd candy.

without noticing how much time was passing, i just spent an hour and a half playing this stupid game. check that – it’s not stupid, it’s just that it kicked my ass for a while.

i’m a bit salty.

i’ve never played the sims, but i imagine this is what it must be like. petri dishing a little universe is a good time for all my fellow god complexers out there, so if you’re looking to kill some time at work today it’s not a bad idea to check it out.

hints:

  1. keep the aol-logo man on the move.
  2. don’t forget to procreate with the chick in the log cabin.
  3. it’s not a science problem, it’s a math problem.

some kid playing this game managed to turn the board into some sort of creepy scientologist island. try as i might, i was never able to accomplish this on my own. meh – it says congratulations on the top of my results, so i’m happy. nevertheless, if you are able to make the winning screen look like THIS, then drop me a line and tell me how you did it…

13 Comments leave one →
  1. September 28, 2007 7:16 pm

    damn you….another way to waste more time at work- oh i must thank you for the link- overhead in new york. never in my life have i laughed so damn hard

  2. saucy z permalink
    September 28, 2007 9:10 pm

    I am almost there with the game!! like five maxes…been playing for about 20 min though. jeez..i gotta get to work! :)

  3. September 28, 2007 11:15 pm

    im still at it…almost there…in the picture thats with every level maxed to UFO level- they aint gotta a tunnel. I keep gettin a tunnel with a train…..anyone else get that?

  4. Karat permalink
    September 29, 2007 3:12 am

    Good lord. I hate this game. And love this game. And hate this game….but still a lot of love.

  5. jayare20k permalink*
    September 29, 2007 7:18 am

    LV – don’t be fooled. the aliens don’t have a tunnel because they can travel through the walls (like the chick in x-men 3).

    if anybody wants the solution to the game or how to get to see the aliens (it’s awesome), leave a note right here.

  6. October 1, 2007 8:00 pm

    i want the answer but then i dont because it means ive failed on my own….sad. I have to agree with Karat. I love this game and hate it but love it. Stupid wonderful game….

  7. jayare20k permalink*
    October 2, 2007 3:49 am

    see, now i KNOW you’re puerto rican… make up your mind!

  8. October 2, 2007 4:48 pm

    Whats THAT suppose to mean??? LOL ok ok….gimme gimme. if i keep at it im going to through my starbucks at this screen..

  9. jayare20k permalink*
    October 3, 2007 1:00 am

    i’m assuming that not everyone is a quitting quitter… but if you are (I’m looking at YOU, valentin) go ahead and click this link to see the correct sequences.

  10. October 3, 2007 1:10 am

    hallelujah holler back. it only took me 3 days, but i finally did it. sweet jesus.

  11. jayare20k permalink*
    October 3, 2007 1:20 am

    yeah, AMAZING that you solved it after i posted the answers. i’m shocked…SHOCKED at this chicanery.

  12. October 3, 2007 9:40 pm

    oh please. you know i am too pimp to cheat.

  13. October 4, 2007 12:51 am

    I am not a quitter….I just have learned to accept that I suck at that crap. LOL

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