Comments on: salma hayek gives birth to a dove, cashes in 401k. http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/ Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:46:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: j-lo back on the market. « consumption addict http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-7116 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 23:23:03 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-7116 [...] i’m still holding out for salma hayek to cash in her 401k with linda evangelista’s baby [...]

]]> By: jayare20k http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1789 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:21:50 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1789 sadly, i’ll be 48 when la paloma becomes legal. i still have a better chance with mom… and all i need is a few billion dollars and i have a shot because clearly looks weren’t an issue.

]]> By: Lady Valentin http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1779 Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:23:33 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1779 Baby daddy is fugly…but I heard via my friend who works at cedars- the baby is actually cute. Sooooo only time can tell.

]]> By: jayare20k http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1775 Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:31:17 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1775 uh..yeah. about that. i’m pleading poverty on that trip (and trust that the bride to be got in my face over it). plus, sunshine can’t go.

i know, i’m the worst latino ever.

]]> By: Dances like... http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1756 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:08:57 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1756 EYEROLL… Fine! She’s still hot. I don’t know if I can write a blog that can properly depict that hilarity. It has to be evil in it’s humor and I think you have me beat in that game. PS… Are you coming to NY or what?

]]> By: jayare20k http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1747 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:02:28 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1747 you have a blog, speedskater. i think you should write about the “don’t tase me, bro” douchebag, and i’ll post a link to the article on my page. also – i demand you take back what you said about salma. no, i’m not joking.

]]> By: Dances like Speedskater http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1743 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:38:31 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1743 Her hotness is downgraded by the fact that she banged that nasty looking man (I don’t care how much money he has). BTW, I’m depressed you didn’t do one on the John Kerry stun gun incident.

]]> By: saucy z http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1742 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:21:27 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1742 she might be hot. i’ve seen ugly ass parents have hot children. hahaha

]]> By: jayare20k http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1739 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 16:46:27 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1739 i suppose i took it for granted that salma’s dead sexy dna would trump frenchy’s fugly. but as usual, you are correct. based on her dad’s grill paloma might end up as the ultimate butterfaced princess. my prediction: daddy warbucks is gonna pay for a new face before her sweet 16 (kim kardashian style).

and yes…you’re a baby birthin’ dynamo.

]]> By: pemora http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1736 Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:34:34 +0000 http://consumptionaddict.com/2007/09/23/salma-hayek-gives-birth-to-a-dove-cashes-in-401k/#comment-1736 i actually wouldn’t bank on the little paloma being that hot. have you seen dad? sweet jesus, that man is ugly. but oh so rich. i have to remind myself of that every time i see his pic.

i am so effing pregnant, it’s not even funny.

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