the greatest mugshot of all time.
September 12, 2007
thanks to the smoking gun for providing the material…
Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed
After mugging, creep told victim, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.”
SEPTEMBER 11–Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.” Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passerby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. (link)
just… wow.
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You know there was a guy in Chicago who would randomly stop strangers on the street, ask benign questions such as “what’s the hottest club around here, which train, etc.” and the proceed to try and pay you for your socks, more for smelling your feet, and a decent amount for your shoes. I wonder…
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I read this story before but hadnt seen the mug shot….awwww man. Having a shitty day and that just helped TREMENDOUSLY! LOL
He’s a real Nike man. Just do it. Just suck feet.
He looks a little like Coolio. (Coolio, who’s your new stylest?) I think it’s the same dude that licked my neck on the subway!
I
CAN’T
STOP
LAUGHING!