you being a smart ass?
September 3, 2007
mad suspect.
if you know me at all, you know that i LOVE it when telemarketers dial my number. maybe its because i used to work in call centers, but i have a pretty firm grasp on how to be as rude and condescending as possible while maintaining a fine veneer of politeness.
sometimes.
most days i’m just an obnoxious prick on the phone.
however, thanks to the good people submitting websites on fark.com, i may have found somebody with more obnoxious game than i could ever aspire to. you better believe i will be biting this style immediately. try to ignore the mindless giggling of the radio hosts while you listen:
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you are going to love me- i got 2 things to tell you….
1)- I found this story about a woman finding a chupacabra- i kid you not and there are pics to go with it. You better put up a blog about it….I read the story and thought 2 thigns at once- dammit, I knew it wasnt just a scary story to tell kids and I gotta send this to you.
http://news.aol.com/story/ar/_a/has-a-mythical-beast-turned-up-in-texas/20070831222309990001
2)- I found another puerto rican- actually hes only half- but hes got a sister. So that makes up a grand total of 1 when you count them both. LOL So there are now at least 11 of us here in LA.
realizing after a long weekend- you prob know about the story anyways- but had to share…and im slightly disappointed if that is a chupacabra- i thought i would walk on 2 legs not on all 4…eeeeh.
OMG I couldn’t stop laughing at that phone call…cute little mexican midget…hahahahahaha
LV: the supposed chupacabra was mad disappointing. i would still write about it, but my homie urban beat me to it.
SZ: fucked up, right? i’m amped because i can definitely do a good cop voice, just like this guy.
yeah, i peeped the link. so sad. i have to agree with ya comment on urban page- there are no chupacabras in texas!