i clean up nicely.
yeah, they said that would happen in health class…
fourteen things i learned at showtime & victoria’s wedding:
1. showtime’s kid brother is doomed to a life suffering the nickname “cinemax.”
2. free souvenir photo booths at your wedding reception is what’s hot in the streets.
3. young or old, rich or poor, jew or gentile… everyone knows, loves, and will dance to bell biv devoe’s “poison.”
4. never trust a big butt and a smile.
5. those who scoffed at vic’s choice of orange and green as the colors for her wedding clearly slept on how fresh she is. visually, that was the most unique and beautiful wedding i ever attended.
6. i now know how to get my chuppah on. a “chuppah” is a canopy traditionally used in jewish weddings, and consists of a cloth stretched over four poles. carried by the attendants to the ceremony, the chuppah symbolizes the home the couple will build together.
7. if you chose “BETH” in the betting pool for who would get the most drunk at this particular wedding, you are tonight’s big winner. well done, my friend.
8. i clean up nicely. if you kinda sorta squint a lot, i could be the latino george clooney. nah, i’m not buying it either.
9. no matter how nicely you ask, the dj at a wedding is probably not going to play “throw some d’s” for you.
10. despite the scenic vista that is downtown los angeles, the taco district may not be the best place to take your wedding pictures.
11. speaking on behalf of a-rock’s once receding hairline: rogaine works.
12. according to a russian mail order bride model, i have less game than mclovin. that’s more than a little bit scary.
13. erika’s visit rocked. every one of my friends loves erika. everyone. one even left a little bit of his love right on her leg…
14. for visiting friends, the view of hollywood as seen from my outlander is the same as the one you get while watching the opening credits for entourage. minus the suicide doors, of course.
Um… three things…
1) you DO clean up nicely (visit pics on myspace HA HA). Maybe you should quit the extra-curricular activity and be the spokesmodel for PETA.
2)I really hope the big butt and smile comment wasn’t directed at me, and if not, I clearly missed an entertaining episode.
3)That was supposed to be a SECRET JAY! LMAO… I feel so violated now!
no worries. the “big butt and a smile” comment was in no way directed at you.
really.
also: almost nobody who was at that wedding reads this blog.
ok, not really.
I’m hating you so bad right now! Now when you google my name, you also get your “love on her leg” comment. Now when you google me, I look like a drunken Ho. Thanks Jay :p
you know how many erikas there are? lots.
that sample size shrinks a ton when you throw your last name into the mix, google diva. my suggestion…dont put your govt name here!
This makes me wish I had friends who actually might get married someday. ha.
HA HA HA! I had to! Is this better?
i think you mean “dances like speed skater”….
damn i make up the best nicknames.
Yup…\\\\\\\\\ You win.
LMAO cuz out of PURE curiousity and sheer boredom i googled the name….
AAHHAHAHAHAH OMG. poor thing. its ok..its ok…
but damn thats really funny.