public service anouncement.
originally posted 04.02.07
Happy belated 30th birthday to Ms. Tahiti Breezy (aka: “Philly”).
Friday night at Nikki 72 was…interesting. Breezy is a pseudo-celebrity in Dogtown, so the freaks definitely came out that night to support her cumpleaños. Homegirl was all over the place, buzzing from conversation to conversation – maintaining an attention span of exactly eleven seconds before she kept it moving. It was a funny sight to behold. Right out of the gate the funniest line of the night was her question to me within 3 minutes of my arrival: “Does this makeup make me look like a drag queen?”
Yes. Yes it did. You looked like a Hawaiian boy trying to pass himself off as a Dominican girl.
Wow. That was not meant to be as mean as it sounded. My bad. Even when I’m trying to be nice I can’t help but be foul to my friends. Typical. Despite this personality defect I was happy to be included in your festivities, Breezy. Congrats on making it another year without dying. Enjoy the raving rabbits.
Also of note: this was a big weekend for my homeboy Diddy as well (No, not THAT diddy). Our boy had a big weekend on a number of counts. His birthday was on Wednesday (happy 32nd), which coincided with the premier of the movie he had been working on for the past year. Everybody needs to check the new Will Ferrell movie “Blades of Glory” and support my fam. I saw the flick last night and its mega hilarious (although there are many ‘mo moments….if you’re a homophone or uncomfortable with your sexuality in general you might want to avoid this flick). Please support – you won’t be disappointed.
I won’t bring up the side “incident” Diddy was involved in on his birthday other than to say this:
There are soooo many stories about the shenanigans of my friends that I can never write about. Top secret type information. But if I ever got the green light to reveal some of these tales, best believe that you would be in hysterics. Its a shame that some of my best material shall never see the light of day…
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Quick notes on the life of jay:
- Erika is visiting the same weekend as the Show-Toria wedding. Looks like she’ll be my date, unless I get better dealed…at which point Erika can watch tv from her hotel as I’m boozing it up with somebody that will (hopefully) put out. Sucks for her, I guess.
- Big Pookie? Well…that didn’t work out how I wanted it to. I’d like to say that I’m over it, but that’s what I thought the last time. The moment I saw those lips and those beautiful, sumptuous and round….woah. Sorry about that. Anyway, she has returned to Colorado, and as of this morning will not be working at my company. I’m not sure if I feel happy, sad, or relieved about that.
- I am officially the only member of my crew that is not currently dating somebody. And if you think that isn’t depressing, you are sorely mistaken. I’m actually going to kick it with Z-bug tonight (getting our indie flick on). We’ll see how that works out, but I anticipate that things will become all “f-word” without much delay. It’s been the pattern of things lately…I need to break out of this rut.
- I will kill a man for a Nintendo Wii. Honestly….kill. But when I have one I will absolutely not be buying one of these to go with it. If you know anybody who has bought this extra component for their wii (or is considering it) ….For the sake of their dignity and yours – destroy it. Smash it into many, tiny, nerdy pieces.
- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you use the bathroom at work, rinsing your hands off with the sanitizing fluid is NOT the same as washing them. I repeat: the two are not interchangeable. You gross motherfuckers…stop it. Shit molecules just don’t go away like that. When I think of all the people’s hands I’ve shook while working here my stomach starts to churn.
Well, thats all i’ve got for right now. I’m sure I’ll get back to writing actual stories on this blog pretty soon…
