401(k).

originally posted 03.13.07

another reason to hate rich people.

i want to take this opportunity to discuss how much i hate francois-henri pinault.

he is the assclown who gets to be salma hayek’s babydaddy. honestly? this is atrocious. granted, he’s a billionaire…but he’s FRENCH! salma…what are you thinking? marrying for money? you KNOW that bastard’s family is referring to you as “the help” on the low. rolling with this type of cat in public, people will think you’re the nanny. lets not pretend that this is “love” either. homeboy owns gucci. i’m quite sure salma knew about this when he first started to kick it to her. i’m disappointed and disgusted. and jealous. but you knew that already.

thats right, i hit it.

ladies…let this be a lesson to you. your vagina is NOT a 401(k).

that is all.