you’ve been distant.

i really do.

people send me a lot of e-cards. some folks consider e-cards to be the lazy man’s way to show that you care. me? i don’t mind so much. to be honest i HATE getting cards in general. ok, fine…you’ve given me a birthday card, and i acknowledge that you and 426840978609 other yokels signed your name to it. awesome. now what am i supposed to do with this thing? keep it in some sort of greeting card conservatory? i think not. don’t i have enough to contend with in life without being made to feel guilty about the fact i just threw your card in the trash? get over it, jackasses.

where was i? oh yeah, e-cards. most of them suck. however i found this site (thank you reddit.com) that pimps e-cards that actually convey sentiments like the ones i would conjure. in other words: they’re mean spirited as hell. enjoy some of the samples from someecards.com. these bastards have jokes for days. note: if you work with someecards and are pissed about my hotlinking pics your e-cards? shut up. your whole business is based on sharing this material. please don’t sue.