i’d like to take credit for influencing at LEAST 2 whole people on planet earth to dig santigold (aka santogold) as far back as april 2008. you’re welcome, ms. gold.
j-lo back on the market.
i don’t know why jennifer lo dumped marc anthony… i’m engaged now, the window for her to scoop me up has officially closed. dumbass. like she had a chance anyway.
meh. i’m still holding out for salma hayek to cash in her 401k with linda evangelista’s baby daddy.
(CNN) — Entertainer Jennifer Lopez and Latin singer Marc Anthony have “decided to end our marriage,” the couple said Friday in a statement.”This was a very difficult decision,” said the statement, which was released through Lopez’s representative Mark Young.
“We have come to amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved, and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.”
The couple wed in 2004, in what was the third marriage for Lopez and the second for Anthony, who’d been married to former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres.
roger clemens walks.
… because this is the internet, the only SANE thing to do is blame andy pettite’s wife for enabling roger clemens to enjoy life as a free man.
also, because this is the internet the only sane thing to do is blame mrs. pettite for obamacare, hurricane katrina, 9/11, casey anthony’s babysitting skills, and nicki minaj’s career…
WASHINGTON — The judge presiding over Roger Clemens‘ perjury trial declared a mistrial over inadmissible evidence shown to jurors.
U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton said Clemens could not be assured a fair trial after prosecutors showed jurors evidence against his orders in the second day of testimony.
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One of the chief pieces of evidence against Clemens is testimony from his former teammate and close friend, Andy Pettitte, who says Clemens told him in 1999 or 2000 that he used human growth hormone. Clemens has said that Pettitte misheard him. Pettitte also says he told his wife, Laura, about the conversation the same day it happened.
Prosecutors had wanted to call Laura Pettitte as a witness to back up her husband’s account, but Walton had said he wasn’t inclined to have her testify since she didn’t speak directly to Clemens.
Walton was angered that in the video prosecutors showed the jury, Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., referred to Pettitte’s conversation with his wife.
“I think that a first-year law student would know that you can’t bolster the credibility of one witness with clearly inadmissible evidence,” Walton said.
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There was no objection from Clemens’ team during the Laura Pettitte reference, but the judge stopped the proceedings, called attorneys up to the bench and spoke to them privately for several minutes. Hardin pointed out during that time, the video remained frozen on the screen in front of jurors with a transcript of what was being said on the bottom.
Cummings had been quoting from Laura Pettitte’s affidavit to the committee. “I, Laura Pettitte, do depose and state, in 1999 or 2000, Andy told me had a conversation wth Roger Clemens in which Roger admitted to him using human growth hormones,” the text on the screen read.
The judge eventually told the jurors to leave while he discussed the issue with attorneys in open court.
